SPIDER! He “exercises” every morning by chasing lights reflected from a mirrored mobile hanging in the sun out on the balcony. He had obviously just been in the litter tray seconds before making “paw art” on the sofa cushions…
Sadly, there aren´t many openings for eunuchs in porn movies, so Spider has to make do with having the odd picture of his non-existent crown jewels posted on his mummy´s website…